New Zealand

[tyggerjai]

SO some of us, recently, have been tossing around the idea of moving to New Zealand, on the grounds that, well, it doesn't have a Johnny Howard.
We find its approach to foreign policy (ie, telling the US to sod off) to be enlightened and refreshing.

The major flaws in this plan, of course, are that, well, most of NZ is quite cold, especially the bits you'd want to live in, and, well, it's Over There. It's not Melbourne.

Which leaves us, really, with only one sane course of action.
Who else wants to secede their house from Australia, and declare it part of New Zealand?

sol.
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Comments

[jeshyr]

I just wanna move to NZ full stop, I LIKE it being cold! Actually I seriously would except for I only have 2 frineds there and I have slightly more than 2 here and I'd miss you all because NZ is too far away.

So there's yer fundamental problem - NZ is too far from OZ.

Although how hot-cold is the northern tip? Could we just all move there and make our own little geektown all wired up and stuff?

-- Ricky

[nigelw.livejournal.com]

So there's yer fundamental problem - NZ is too far from OZ.

That's fine. What we need is a couple of thousand tugboats and chains. We wrap the chains around north island and drag it closer to Australia.

Easy! :)

Thinking ahead

[longi.livejournal.com]

What we need is a couple of thousand tugboats and chains. We wrap the chains around north island and drag it closer to Australia.

You'd be better off dragging tasmania into international waters and further north, then declaring it an independant nation. I get to be King.