Please repeat after me.

[tyggerjai]

There are no tigers in Africa. Especially, there are no tigers in Kenya. Despite what you may have heard from weebls.

That is all.

Edit to satisfy pedants: Tigers are not native to, nor (and this is the crucial point) are they found in the wild in, Africa. Though I suppose they may be found in game reserves, which may be consistent with certain catchy animations. I'm not sure they'd know what to do with a giraffe, though, since as far as I know, giraffes are not native to, nor are they found in the wild, anywhere *other* than Africa.

Though I suppose giraffes are fundamentally just funny shaped deer.

sol.
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Comments

Not even in zoos?

[erudito.livejournal.com]

Don't you mean that tigers are not native to Africa?

[sly-girl.livejournal.com]

gnnn...must...resist...imperative...too..strong...argh!

We found the tiger skin in a bicyle shop in Cairo. The owner wanted
it taken down to Dar Es Salaam...

[mr-e-cat.livejournal.com]

and kenya can't physically piss on norway
but i'd like to see it try

[kitling.livejournal.com]

you just lack imagination obviously!

[bunnikins.livejournal.com]

Though I suppose giraffes are fundamentally just funny shaped deer.

Or deer are extremely funny shaped giraffes. Stunted, even.