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Mar. 8th, 2004 02:39 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tyggerjaiThere are no tigers in Africa. Especially, there are no tigers in Kenya. Despite what you may have heard from weebls.
That is all.
Edit to satisfy pedants: Tigers are not native to, nor (and this is the crucial point) are they found in the wild in, Africa. Though I suppose they may be found in game reserves, which may be consistent with certain catchy animations. I'm not sure they'd know what to do with a giraffe, though, since as far as I know, giraffes are not native to, nor are they found in the wild, anywhere *other* than Africa.
Though I suppose giraffes are fundamentally just funny shaped deer.
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That is all.
Edit to satisfy pedants: Tigers are not native to, nor (and this is the crucial point) are they found in the wild in, Africa. Though I suppose they may be found in game reserves, which may be consistent with certain catchy animations. I'm not sure they'd know what to do with a giraffe, though, since as far as I know, giraffes are not native to, nor are they found in the wild, anywhere *other* than Africa.
Though I suppose giraffes are fundamentally just funny shaped deer.
sol.
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Not even in zoos?
Date: 2004-03-07 10:24 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-03-07 11:19 pm (UTC)gnnn...must...resist...imperative...too..strong...argh!
We found the tiger skin in a bicyle shop in Cairo. The owner wanted
it taken down to Dar Es Salaam...
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Date: 2004-03-08 01:41 am (UTC)but i'd like to see it try
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Date: 2004-03-08 07:41 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-03-09 05:45 pm (UTC)Or deer are extremely funny shaped giraffes. Stunted, even.