Why Modern Technology Sucks Ass

For those of you who know me who are now having heart attacks, and wondering what I've done with the Real Jai, it's ok. Modern Technology (tm) doesn't, of course, suck.
Because computers don't induce mindless, bloodboiling, psychotic homicidal rage in people. People induce mindless bloodboiling psuchotic homicidal rage in people.

( Why? )