All programming languages suck.

This post is brought to you by recent excursions in The Lacuna Expanse. You can probably skip this post and go straight there, unless you're a perl weenie. If you *are* a perl weenie, you may enjoy TLE. Not only is their API published and well documented, they encourage scripting and bot writing. You could, legitimately, write a bot to run your entire empire, and never log in again, and they'd be cool with that.


Anyway. ( Just Another Ex-Perl Hacker )