Long story short....

( I build trapezes for Cirque du fucking Soleil. )

jai.
.

Bonus Russian Moment.

Vitaly: New trapeze? Who is trapeze for?
Me: It's mine!
Vitaly: *rolls on floor laughing*
...
Vitaly: No really, who is trapeze for?

Some days I'm not sure why I learn their crazy language.

jai.
.