Creative approaches to ....

... ensuring immediate-to-short-term job insecurity:

$BOSS: "... and there's nothing worse than mediocrity."
Me: "Um. Technically, I believe 'mediocrity' shares a root with 'median', etc. and thus by definition ..."
$BOSS: "Don't make me come over there."
Me: "Shutting up now."

Also, don't ever listen to The Clash while writing Online Teaching and Learning System Tender Response Documents (or, as we pronounce it, "Otluss turd").

Describe how your system blah supports blah Teaching blah learning blah: We will teach our twisted speech to the unbelievers. We will train our blue eyed men to be young believers.

Blah blah "whole Of Government" initiative blah: Kick over the wall, cause governments to fall, how can you refuse it? Let fury have the hour, anger can be power if you know that you can use it....

Blah holistic view of student blah consistent from kindergarten to Yr. 12 blah: You grew up and you calmed down, working for the clampdown! Started wearing blue and brown, working for the clampdown!

Hilarity ensues.


Crap work day, you may have gathered. Mediocre gym day - though I've had worse!

Christ. No wonder my officemate is slowly going insane.

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